There’s never a time like MAL to expand one’s creativity, stretch one’s capacities, and really just elongate and subsequently torture the nutsack. Let’s just be blunt about it, lord knows @boundmike‘s blunt perked up from the abuse ;)

For Valentine’s Day, I present to you a series of similes and metaphors about the bonds of love so sickening even I cannot stand to utter them…

Really though it’s just some fun I had with one of my favorite, impressively well-hung bondage buddies and his also-impressive valentine (I mean, it’s a fair assumption) this past MAL ;)

Every convention I go to, I go balls to the wall on some concept that makes my fingers scream bloody mutiny. And this past MAL, @boundand (FINALLY!) was the unwitting recipient.

He was throwing off all kinds of merman realness, and we even matched his hair to his rope sleepsack. Don’t worry though, he didn’t stay that relaxed… Otherwise, how else could I say that, after begging and begging from constant edging (naturally), he blue all over?

I’m a bit of a sucker for a guy with a great beard and a nose ring, so meeting up with @allkindsofpies was a no brainer this past MAL. He was so damn sexy in his rubber, and so eager to please… Don’t worry, this pie guy’s banana def. got creamed :-P

It was Friday evening, and downstairs at MAL,
I was weaving a storm, ensnaring an old pal.
@kevinbnyc was awash with delight,
For he relished in constriction on that very night.
For the hours that followed, he became my bound boy,
Though brief, it was quite an honor and a joy!

-The poet lariat

This answers that nagging question of “There’s Dunkel, where’s @pupmeeko?” Looks like beta’s enjoying the attention from alpha, my how roles can reverse when some crazy scheming roper gets ideas in his head… Ain’t they adorbs?

*And they called it puppy looooove*

Last year at IML, I met the utterly adorkable @pupmeeko​, and was psyched that he was coming to MAL. Not only that, he was bringing his beta, Pup Dunkel, who had never been bound before… *ooooh* *aaaah*

So, say hello to Pup Dunkel’s rope bondage world premiere!

And if you’re sitting there wondering, well, where’s Meeko in all of this, I assure you there is more to come :-P

What do you get when you mix a maniacal whimsy enthusiast, a blue and orange rubber surf suit (ILL-INI! ILL-INI!), a few hundred feet of rope, and time to spare?

So often, my snarky, whimsical side only comes across in the comments I pen as I post these scenes. Thankfully, @shinymarc indulges my whimsical side, and does so with unparalleled poise, elegance, and sophistication as demonstrated above.

Meh, who am I kidding, he got bound, teased, and fondled :-P

Vive la whimsy!

This beauty and I had a bit of a history before meeting up at MAL last month. You see, he’d given me control of his cock, and I’d kept him locked since December 1, with the cage only coming off for TSA to travel to MAL. So 44 days later, he was pretty ready to have that sucker come off by the time he was told to strip and submit.

I’m not one to just give a guy what he wants, though… No, I prefer a bit of, shall we say, extortion? Once he was bound, I had to tease him, tweak him, taunt him, make him earn the right to cum. And boy did he, in an earth-shattering, full body orgasm that went on… and on… and ON!

I’d say it was well worth his wait, and I’m not quite sure why but he was much more relaxed after! ;)

I can’t really comment on the junk in his trunk, but I have witnessed first hand and can attest to how his junk looks in trunks *vaudevillian rimshot*

Goodness Gracious! Great balls of… Rubber?!?!?! CBT was the order of the morning, and with balls like those, I doubt you can really blame me… All stretched, pulled, and tugged to the max, they were literally screaming “Paddle me! Paddle me!” So I did. To say he didn’t mind isn’t entirely honest, but he did ask for it, so what’s honesty got to do with it anyway? :-P

I’m so glad I got to meet up with @thelittlebro again this past MAL, he’s such a delight to hang out with, and soooo loves hopping into one of my rope jobs! From there, it’s equal parts evil, vibrating torment and gentle, loving caressing. Ok, you got me, maybe not EQUAL parts…

Double your pleasure, double you’re fun! As a native Chicagoan of course my mind naturally goes to Wrigley marketing slogans, but that’s what comes to mind for this frogtied dynamic duo chilling head-to-knee… It started off with just the one, but then @dclthrboy showed up, and I of course just HAD to insist… I bet you’d have done the same :-P

MAL was almost over, and @pupslugger (https://twitter.com/pupslugger) and I were both exhausted, but that didn’t stop us from having a grand ol’ ropey, rubbery time! I quickly got Slugger all bound down and worked up. Show some love for this sexy pup, Lord knows he sprayed his love all over…

So @kevinbnyc did a silly thing in 2017… He went and decided that he would only get to cum if someone else let him. Which leaves his orgasmic fate in the hands of, well… a sadist like me I guess you could say. So naturally I was more than happy to give him a warm, fibrous embrace, one that would quash his feeble attempts at opposing the fate I had in store for him. Of course, by the looks of it, it’s not like minded one bit… *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA*