WAAAAIT one darn minute, you’re telling me @kevinbnyc is a pup? I mean I see the hood, but what about the th–

Oh, wait, never mind. Tail accounted for. It’s ok folks, we can resume with the scheduled torture as planned. Which ironically, given the precarious position in which this pup found himself, involved letting him out of his cage…

What happened next, well I can’t even say, it shocks the conscience!